It’s been a weird few days. First the human was gone overnight again, but luckily the magic food giver continued to turn and feed me. She gave me some extra treats before she left for some reason. When she came back the next night, she did a pretty good job of staying still on the couch so I could sleep on her, right by her face, just like she likes it. Sometimes she pretends she doesn’t by repeatedly pushing me away, but she eventually gives up, so I know she likes it.
Yesterday she got up and left pretty quickly. She came back with some big bags of heavy books. More stuff for me to hide behind! The house was getting great like that. Stuff was everywhere making it lots of fun to lurk around. Later though, everything went nuts.
She started moving all my great stuff around. She stacked up lots of boxes in the living room and picked up all my toys. Then she took out the dreaded loud machine. I don’t usually mind loud noises, but I hate that thing so much. She hadn’t used it in awhile, so I thought she had figured out how much I don’t like it. No such luck. She pushed it all over the house. I took refuge on the window sill, hoping the blinds would save me. When she finally stopped, she didn’t even put the machine away. She left it right by the door to the kitchen so I had to keep walking past it.
All night the boxes were still in the living room. Most of the morning she did a pretty good job of being a bed for me again. Then she went crazy again. She picked up all the boxes and started breaking them into flat pieces. It was weird behavior. I was really confused and a little afraid. I stood in the corner by the door she goes through to leave me. She picked up a giant box full of those other boxes and came my way. I wasn’t sure what to do, but I’d had enough of this. I pretended to get out of her way. When she opened the door, I made a break for it. Last time I did that I made it as far as the stairs and froze. With a little prodding I came back inside. This time though, I ran off the stairs and ran back behind the car. The human yelled my name, but then then she got quiet.
I was a little freaked out with all this new stuff to look at. I was especially curious about a smell over in the corner. I noticed the human walking very quietly to see what I was doing. She very sweetly tried to call my name. I paid her no mind though and continued my exploration. She disappeared. When I saw her re-appear on the other side of the car, I hid and went the other way around the car. She went back into the house for a minute. When she came back to stand by the car, I ran back on the porch. I was about to run off the other end of the porch, but the door to the house was propped open as well. Tough decisions. Exploring the things I look at through the window or the comforts of my home. I almost ran off to explore but the human called my name from the other end of the porch. She put down a can. I recognized that as the place the food comes from. Dirty tricks! I had to go after it. She picked it up and in my trepidations, I ran inside the house.
Once inside, she gave me a small spoon of the food. Sigh. I’m such a sucker for the food. Here I thought she was trying to apologize, but I was wrong. Shortly after that, she ran the loud machine where the boxes had been on the rug. Gah!
Ah, well. She’s back on the couch now, so I’m on her chest again about to go to sleep. She should really never do anything else but this.